What's your problem, man?

These days, either my toleration level is silghta dipping or these people around me are overly irritating. Like, everybody has become as annoying as Arindam Chaudhuri. Wait, that is really a harsh thing to say about Arindam. I mean, not everyone can become as annoying as him, no?

No. Some people can.

Like, the Tamil Nadu Generation and Distribution Corporation. They have such an ironical name that most of the time I cannot iron my clothes because of them. First they cut power for four-five hours. We got really annoyed and changed the government that promised to bring it down completely. And so they did. But not the power-cuts. They bought down the supply itself. So, this UPS dealers cashed in and took out cash from everyone who wanted to make their neighbours jealous during power cuts. And since we too wanted to make our neigh... I mean, wanted uninterrupted power, we decided to put one. But...

Even in those rare occasions when power is there, all they show on TV is abuse of power. Yes yes, I am talking about these netas only. (I am tempted to use a tamil bad word that rhymes with neta. But since I put mother promise in 6th standard that I won't use bad words, I abstain from it) Anyways, we are only paying money for putting petrol for their cars. But they are not content (also, them blocking 'content' on the internet is totally another story). They want our money to buy their grandsons imported cars and put petrol for them as well. What's your problem, man? Do some good also, no? Even TANGEDCO people give power supply occasionally.

Most of us don't care about these injustices and bother only about cricket matches. Okay, I am okay with this also. But man, if you are watching means simply watch no? No. You will leave all the politicians who makes your lives miserable and target that politician who plays cricket for a living. Haan, I am talking about Sachin Tendulkar only. I mean, seriously what's your problem with that man, man? When he stepped into the cricket field as a 16-year old prodigy, you prodded him to become India's next-big-thing in cricket. When he became that, you wanted him to break all world records. He did that also. Now, you complained that he didn't win us a world cup. After he won it, you kept pestering him to score a hundred whenever he played a match (like if he scores 99, you say he is not contributing to the team) Now, when you don't want him, you want him to retire? This is unfair, man! You say he has crossed his age? But you will not complain if the Indian President is allowed to captain the Under-19 team.

And these random SMS spammers and phishers people... I completely lost patience on you guys, man. "Earn more than 15, 000 by sitting at home"; "Job that requires no work"; "Wanted sales girls"... dei, I am a boy da. Now, don't make me say that Tamil bad word. If your offers are real means how will more than 40 million people in India will go unemployed? Stop sending SMSes to random people and go find yourselves a job. What? "This itself is my job," you say? Then you go join those 40 million people.

Dei phishers, you are the most senseless people who think others are senseless enough to click your link, man. (I mean, even I have a decent approach when I ask people to click my blog link.)

Futile! Like I already told, we don't value 99's or 999's. We insist on a well-rounded figure.

And even when some senseless person falls for your bait, you don't catch him properly.

Next, these people always have problem with relationships. When they are single, they put FB status telling how no one is there for them. When they finally get someone, they say how beautiful it is to be in love. And if they have some problem means they put FB status saying how painful love is and advise others not to fall in it. They face thousand problems to get married and after everything they crib about that also in Facebook by putting some old SMS jokes about marriages. Seriously, man... and woman, what's your problem only?

Talking of Facebook, what is it with these people after people creating photography page after photography page. So many people like Sarcasan, Varun and Captain Opinion have already ridiculed you guys, man. But you guys continue to grow. Just because you have one camera and know to add effects with Picasa means you create one photography page with a customary watermark and all. LOL. Watermark. You really think your pictures are worth using elsewhere other than your page? Who is going to steal them, boss? What's your problem, man?

You have five jobless friends and one camera means, that's all. You set out to make one short film. You create 10 different posters, a Facebook page, a YouTube trailer and you expect us to 'like' everything. Seriously man, why would I even give a rat's ass whether your film is 'Coming soon' or not? Next time you set out to shoot a short film, you will definitely get shot. Promise man.

Also, what's with naming your profiles as 'Praveen Cool', 'Praveen Heartthrob', etc. Seriously man, even I have some self-respect. You also have some, no? And 'Praveen Messi'? Really? Messi? Like they are going to give you Golden Boot or something. If you keep such names you will get boots only from everyone. Stick to your original names, no? You may not be James Bond but be proud to be Jagapathi Babu, no? And don't get me started on profile pictures. Ladies, if you keep Katrina Kaif's photo means you won't get Bollywood offers and all. In fact, no boy will offer you even a friend request. And some of these guys keep photos of Edward Cullen. Man, seriously, what is your problem?

Finally, the never-final sequels. Man, you do one thing and it becomes hit means that's all, you keep repeating it again and again... and again... and again... You rip off one English movie for your part 1. And for part-2 you rip-off one Korean movie. I mean, where is the logic, boss? There is no continuity itself. Or you can't think of better names means you keep the same name with suffixing it with 2 or 3. Is that the reason? And you say it is weird coincidence that your movie looks similar with the other movie. Man, even I told better reasons while getting caught for copying in third standard.

(Wait. Eureka! I will also write a sequel for this post while you go and comment "What's *your* problem, man?")