In school, I have often stood out from my peers. Especially during Biology hours in seventh standard. I'd be outside class, often alone, kneeling down with my unfinished homework, gawking at those in the playground, while my classmates suffered Sasikala ma'am. "Studentssss," she would hiss, "crocodilesss belong to the genusss Crocodylusss. They live in riversss, lakesss and swampsss.."
My relationship with her wasn't very cordial. According to her, I was "slower than an amoeba", "disinterested", "buffalo" and "uselessss". And, I preferred to be in a swamp of crocodiles than in her class.
Once I was made the class monitor to my own bewilderment. Sasikala ma'am was quick to attack. "You're uselessss," she told me, "Who made you monitor? It'ss the worst decision ever."
Hearing those words, my blood boiled, eyes reddened, veins popped out.
That day I vowed to top her class at least once.
Innumerable weekly tests, some six monthly tests, quarterly, half-yearly and an annual exam later, I... Never mind, why get into all that now?
But I am happy that Sasikala ma'am has been proven wrong after a decade. Making me class monitor isn't the worst decision anymore. A section of humanity did something far worse last week.
Ammama had listed many horrible things that she believed will happen in Kali Yuga. But nothing quite like this:
Since anyone can become anything now, I want certain people to hold certain posts in India.
Kala Master as Chief Justice of India
If not her, who else? Ardent fans of Maanada Mayilaada will agree there isn't a better judge than Kala Master. For over 49 seasons and 9000 episodes, she's been meticulous in her observation of footwork, costumes, and expressions of dancers. It's hard to hoodwink her ever vigilant eyes. An honest performance would tear her up. Anything less, she would tear it apart. Countless dancers, who earned her blessings, have advanced to the next of the 768 rounds in a particular season. Those who couldn't, had to go through some 19 elimination rounds to reach the final. Indian judiciary is in need of this astute judge.
Sant Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Ji Insaan as National Institute of Fashion Technology head
It's evident from MSG: The Warrior Lion Heart trailer that Guruji is humanity's future. He is, as his website accurately points out: an extraordinary polymath: a superb medic, sportsman par excellence, multingual orator, automobile engineer, expert agriculturist, anti-corruption crusader, global warming mitigator, anti-discrimination leader, karmyogi, gyanyogi among other things.
The movie per se is a masterpiece that's beyond plebeian knowledge.
When marauding aliens try to conquer our planet with cataclysmic weapons, Guruji stops them with his technology and fashion.
A few friends as news editors
Mainstream media is largely obscure, sold out and prejudiced beyond redemption. In this frantically-paced postmodern world, who has the time to follow news anyway? Thanks to those who unveil truth and enlighten us through daily WhatsApp forwards and regular social media updates.
I was, for instance, not entirely convinced about the government's decision to replace 500 and 1000 rupee notes with 2000-rupee notes until I read this WhatsApp message:
I will be testing it by tearing my only 2000-rupee note in a short while (I've already taken a selfie with it). But I am certain of the message's veracity, for it's rich in detail, talks about sciency things like satellite, coordinates, and signals and, most importantly, it has the words "according to experts", which is the ultimate evidence of truth. I forwarded this eye-opener to others who are as ignorant as I am.
Once I was made the class monitor to my own bewilderment. Sasikala ma'am was quick to attack. "You're uselessss," she told me, "Who made you monitor? It'ss the worst decision ever."
Hearing those words, my blood boiled, eyes reddened, veins popped out.
That day I vowed to top her class at least once.
Innumerable weekly tests, some six monthly tests, quarterly, half-yearly and an annual exam later, I... Never mind, why get into all that now?
But I am happy that Sasikala ma'am has been proven wrong after a decade. Making me class monitor isn't the worst decision anymore. A section of humanity did something far worse last week.
Ammama had listed many horrible things that she believed will happen in Kali Yuga. But nothing quite like this:
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| US's equivalent of Vijayakanth becoming Prime Minister |
Kala Master as Chief Justice of India
If not her, who else? Ardent fans of Maanada Mayilaada will agree there isn't a better judge than Kala Master. For over 49 seasons and 9000 episodes, she's been meticulous in her observation of footwork, costumes, and expressions of dancers. It's hard to hoodwink her ever vigilant eyes. An honest performance would tear her up. Anything less, she would tear it apart. Countless dancers, who earned her blessings, have advanced to the next of the 768 rounds in a particular season. Those who couldn't, had to go through some 19 elimination rounds to reach the final. Indian judiciary is in need of this astute judge.
Sant Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Ji Insaan as National Institute of Fashion Technology head
It's evident from MSG: The Warrior Lion Heart trailer that Guruji is humanity's future. He is, as his website accurately points out: an extraordinary polymath: a superb medic, sportsman par excellence, multingual orator, automobile engineer, expert agriculturist, anti-corruption crusader, global warming mitigator, anti-discrimination leader, karmyogi, gyanyogi among other things.
The movie per se is a masterpiece that's beyond plebeian knowledge.
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| Orson who? |
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| Guruji's killer looks |
Mainstream media is largely obscure, sold out and prejudiced beyond redemption. In this frantically-paced postmodern world, who has the time to follow news anyway? Thanks to those who unveil truth and enlighten us through daily WhatsApp forwards and regular social media updates.
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I will be testing it by tearing my only 2000-rupee note in a short while (I've already taken a selfie with it). But I am certain of the message's veracity, for it's rich in detail, talks about sciency things like satellite, coordinates, and signals and, most importantly, it has the words "according to experts", which is the ultimate evidence of truth. I forwarded this eye-opener to others who are as ignorant as I am.
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