Disclaimer: Dei guys and dear girls, I know that you are slight-a raising your eyebrows for the language and all. And let me assure you, this post will be full of such language only. Sorry man, this time I am really pissed and want to get this out to the people I am going to address. Which people? Read to find out…
Dei useless, good-for-nothing, worthless, otiose, impotent, pathetic people, if you have no other job means shut up and sit, no? There are so many unemployed people who are literally jobless in our country, who go about minding their own job but even if you have one job, you can’t just do that. You have to go around, poking your nose into everyone else’s lives. And discuss their lives with like-minded mindless people like you, who love to shit through the mouth. Now you know why I am calling you guys pathetic: you shit from more than one opening in your body (by which we could safely assume that you just got more and more shit in you).
I don’t know what sick pleasure you derive out of this act of yours. Boss, just go watch some videos of Sunny Leone, instead, no? (sorry for the gender-bias. I don’t know what you girls watch) No. You want more cheap thrills and cheapest sense of fulfilment by discussing about how one of your “friend’s” mom divorced because of his dad had an affair with someone else. Now, your closed circle gets to know this and offers some consolation to the friend and all. But you can’t just have enough, you have some knowledge and you can’t rest until you impart it to the rest of the world. You want people to know that his family is messed up. Even India’s economy is messed up. Care to do something about that? Well, one small suggestion: stop being a douchebag and be of some productive use.
At least these people just go and tell whatever they have heard to other people. There are others, who are more despising than Arindam Chaudhri’s smile. They will hear one thing from one person, and go tell hundred things to hundred persons. Who the F you think you are? F-ing Rajinikanth? If one girl is talking to two guys means, that’s all. She is branded with the S-word by you. But you know what the probable truth is? You are plainly incapable or insecure (probably because you look like Ephialtes) of talking to the opposite sex.
Also, stop judging people according to your moralities. Just because one uses expletives and talks straight-forward one doesn’t become an A-hole or a b*tch or just because one looks and talks like an innocent kid, one doesn’t become an innocent kid. Get to know them fully before you like or hate them… wait a minute… Why am I talking sense to you? I would rather explain all this to a doped camel than telling you. But then, at least if you hate them, don’t just go on a hate-campaign against them for there are some nitwits and innocents who plainly believe whatever you say about their friend and would probably go advice their friend about it.
“Er, dude… I just heard that you eat babies for lunch. It is not right, man…”
“No. I have all the rights to talk about him/her because I care about him/her!” some of you say. Well, allow me to retort. Boss, caring is totally a different business from what you are doing. See, caring involves talking about them (and not talking about them) in their best-interests whereas, you are talking about them for your own interests.
See, you just have one life to live. Why bother about others’ when you have your own? What? You say that you don’t have a life? Well, its high time you get one, then. Also, if you believe in multiple-lives concept and all, you’ll probably end up as a skunk in your next life, so stop being one in this life, no?
Dei useless, good-for-nothing, worthless, otiose, impotent, pathetic people, if you have no other job means shut up and sit, no? There are so many unemployed people who are literally jobless in our country, who go about minding their own job but even if you have one job, you can’t just do that. You have to go around, poking your nose into everyone else’s lives. And discuss their lives with like-minded mindless people like you, who love to shit through the mouth. Now you know why I am calling you guys pathetic: you shit from more than one opening in your body (by which we could safely assume that you just got more and more shit in you).
I don’t know what sick pleasure you derive out of this act of yours. Boss, just go watch some videos of Sunny Leone, instead, no? (sorry for the gender-bias. I don’t know what you girls watch) No. You want more cheap thrills and cheapest sense of fulfilment by discussing about how one of your “friend’s” mom divorced because of his dad had an affair with someone else. Now, your closed circle gets to know this and offers some consolation to the friend and all. But you can’t just have enough, you have some knowledge and you can’t rest until you impart it to the rest of the world. You want people to know that his family is messed up. Even India’s economy is messed up. Care to do something about that? Well, one small suggestion: stop being a douchebag and be of some productive use.
At least these people just go and tell whatever they have heard to other people. There are others, who are more despising than Arindam Chaudhri’s smile. They will hear one thing from one person, and go tell hundred things to hundred persons. Who the F you think you are? F-ing Rajinikanth? If one girl is talking to two guys means, that’s all. She is branded with the S-word by you. But you know what the probable truth is? You are plainly incapable or insecure (probably because you look like Ephialtes) of talking to the opposite sex.
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| In case, you didn't know how Ephialtes looks |
What? She got a new guy? So, what happens to the other guy now?... so, what about the girl he was with previously?... What are they doing now?... What happened to them?... I told you this won’t work out between them… this is what happens to that girl all the time… what I am sayin…
Also, stop judging people according to your moralities. Just because one uses expletives and talks straight-forward one doesn’t become an A-hole or a b*tch or just because one looks and talks like an innocent kid, one doesn’t become an innocent kid. Get to know them fully before you like or hate them… wait a minute… Why am I talking sense to you? I would rather explain all this to a doped camel than telling you. But then, at least if you hate them, don’t just go on a hate-campaign against them for there are some nitwits and innocents who plainly believe whatever you say about their friend and would probably go advice their friend about it.
“Er, dude… I just heard that you eat babies for lunch. It is not right, man…”
“No. I have all the rights to talk about him/her because I care about him/her!” some of you say. Well, allow me to retort. Boss, caring is totally a different business from what you are doing. See, caring involves talking about them (and not talking about them) in their best-interests whereas, you are talking about them for your own interests.
See, you just have one life to live. Why bother about others’ when you have your own? What? You say that you don’t have a life? Well, its high time you get one, then. Also, if you believe in multiple-lives concept and all, you’ll probably end up as a skunk in your next life, so stop being one in this life, no?
Truly, we live in a sad society with a lot of jobless people. If they want entertainment, why can't they do something that will NOT negatively affect others?
ReplyDeleteI kind of understand where this is coming from. Pretty much went through something similar from the same breed of people.
About the article, very well written. Specially loved the range of vocabulary and analogies. Great stuff :) Peace!
Haha. Thanks, boss.
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